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a few one liners?

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.


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wirral-sunset
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wirral-sunset

Thank-you, I’m having a grotty day and you’ve cheered me up.

jfmm
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jfmm

LOL. Spot-on! LOL.

George
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George

How about: ‘Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked in to jet engines’

markhatter
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markhatter

wa wa wa wa

BAM-BAM
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BAM-BAM

not bad pal

Gee
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Gee

1. The best things in life never, ever happen on April fools day unless the joke isn’t on you.
2. If at 1st you dont succeed, create a diversion, then hide.
3. Do unto others, to prevent them from doing unto you 1st..

ettezzil
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ettezzil

good ones ^_^ i have posted some of them too before 1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it… Read more »

clowmy
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clowmy

Hi Loki, I like them. Very good.
A Friend.

Clowmy

num1soadfan
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num1soadfan

if you try and dont succeed, skydivings not for you.

dS
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dS

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like, night. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way… Read more »

Oh My God!
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Oh My God!

thats really good
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sudesh k
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sudesh k

yo man real cool.

Michael Lee
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Michael Lee

not bad, quite funny…

champagne
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champagne

Lol…I liked them x

Misha-non-penguin
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Misha-non-penguin

Yeah – not bad for starters