☼ I found a CRYSTAL BALL today as I cleaned out the garage….What to know your future??

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Ask me a question….I’ll check the magical orb and get back to you.
–º Uhhhhhhh, this is all in fun, folks. I shall give you your fortunes just as soon as I can. Some of you REALLY need to relax and remember…..this is YA —„

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Video Games are my life

I don’t believe in that stuff.

steaminhottatertot5678

what is my future career going to be?

Dutch

Am I gonna get best answer?

beth73065

will i ever find true love again?

Kim

Will I ever have any more children?
I know you’re just kidding….I had a hysterectomy 2 years ago…no more kids for me….LOL…4 is enough anyway…heeheehee

zt

yes i want to know everything

RidiculousQstioner w/Vengeance

May I contact juggle with it?

FEMMALABUSHE

“did I reach all my hard to hit spots in the shower?”

bee p

are you a hollow or solid crystal ball?

Jazzy

will i find true love again?

Herbie

lol, i know a girl named Chrystl Ball. Her married name, but its hilarious.
I’d rather not entrust my future in a ball that you found in the garage. It could be evil.

emucompboy

Will I ever set foot in New Mexico again?

DEF LEPPARDS GIRL

will love last this time?

snorri

no, i want to enjoy the years ahead of me in ignorant bliss

Sandra H

How many frogs do I have to ….. to get to my prince already?

mairzydoatz

A true follower of the Lord Jesus would never get involved with this.

boardgamedork

Will i have a happy and successful marriage?

wow_bill

Can you fill in the blanks to complete the sentences below in a clever or amusing way? (Be sure to tell the Magic Orb, this is NOT homework.)
1. If all the wit and whimsy of the people who submitted ___________ answers to this question were ________, there would be _____________ to ______________.
2. For all the lovelorn answerers, my heart truly goes out to you all, but you should stop _____________ and start _______________.
3. When Sunshine first touched the Magic Orb, she felt ___________ and thought ____________.
4. The Magic Orb just sat around all those years in a musty old garage, and had a lot of time to think about ________________ and ________________.
5. Dionne Warwick’s “Psychic Friends Network” called and wants to know _______________.

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