I'm pretty sure my friends girlfriend is a Succubus, what shall I do?

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12 Responses to “I'm pretty sure my friends girlfriend is a Succubus, what shall I do?”



  1. Wizard R says:

    tell her to stop sucking buses

  2. The Happy Murcia says:

    Become a monk

  3. Till Death Do Us Part says:

    Find something better to do.

  4. emmiemoo says:

    I would just let that run its course im sure your friend will realise and come to his sense eventally and she will become a house succubus and end up washing his pants

  5. Adam C says:

    wait till he’s exhausted, then offer yourself!

  6. Michael says:

    Either put up with it or wear a cross.

  7. baybixtc says:

    chop her head off and light her body on fire.

  8. Audrey says:

    Enjoy it while it lasts?

  9. Mr. Khan says:

    find another one

  10. jenii75 says:

    Nothing.~

  11. Dr Doom says:

    She sucks what now?????

  12. ☠ βΘn∃hεαd' Çhêllè says:

    Prostitute her out to Monks and make some $$$$.

    Duh!

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