Comments on: How do I become a ghost or poltergeist after I die? http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html New Age Spirituality Magazine Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:25:36 +0000 hourly 1 By: Nightchild http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58357 Nightchild Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:55:03 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58357 die a grussome death by someone you thought loved you and be tortured then you might come back a vengful spirit trying to get even with them!! die a grussome death by someone you thought loved you and be tortured then you might come back a vengful spirit trying to get even with them!!

]]> By: Erica R http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58356 Erica R Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:19:54 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58356 A poltergeist is an Earthbound spirit who is never in a good mood. Sure you want to put yourself through "hell on earth"? A poltergeist is an Earthbound spirit who is never in a good mood. Sure you want to put yourself through “hell on earth”?

]]> By: shocksock http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58355 shocksock Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:55:42 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58355 Die first decide after, these choices cannot be decided by the living. Die first decide after, these choices cannot be decided by the living.

]]> By: Crazy Eagle http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58354 Crazy Eagle Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:33:08 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58354 Why would you want to be a trapped, Earth-bound spirit? I have read extensively on the subject of hauntings (and lived in a haunted farm house for a year). Ghosts seem to fall into three categories: 1) those who don't know they are dead, 2) those with some sort of attachment to a place, and 3) brief visitors with some sort of warning for others. What kind of wacky ambition is that? Get an after-life, already. Why would you want to be a trapped, Earth-bound spirit? I have read extensively on the subject of hauntings (and lived in a haunted farm house for a year). Ghosts seem to fall into three categories: 1) those who don’t know they are dead, 2) those with some sort of attachment to a place, and 3) brief visitors with some sort of warning for others.

What kind of wacky ambition is that? Get an after-life, already.

]]> By: JUDI O http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58353 JUDI O Mon, 05 Jul 2010 10:59:07 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58353 Stay in the dark. Don't go towards the light. Vote Republican. Stay in the dark. Don’t go towards the light. Vote Republican.

]]> By: Bill http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58352 Bill Mon, 05 Jul 2010 10:08:50 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58352 You can't. You also can't become the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or a president who can increase entitlement spending, lower taxes and balance the budget. You can’t.

You also can’t become the Easter Bunny, Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or a president who can increase entitlement spending, lower taxes and balance the budget.

]]> By: peter b http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58351 peter b Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:28:09 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58351 you need to die a not a common way like by mistake like a fall or drownding or getting killed by some one or some thing or you fell you have unfinshed work to doone earth, every one is going to be a ghost but not every one is going to stick a round unless a uncomman thing happens. you need to die a not a common way like by mistake like a fall or drownding or getting killed by some one or some thing or you fell you have unfinshed work to doone earth, every one is going to be a ghost but not every one is going to stick a round unless a uncomman thing happens.

]]> By: Stuart http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58350 Stuart Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:36:11 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58350 You'll have to apply for a ghost permit, first. Most jurisdictions require a ghost license, unless you want a Federal Spook Permit, which is good for all locations. Head over to http://www.whitehouse.gov for more information on spooks. To be come a credible poltergeist, you'll need to first get an undergraduate haunting license. Again, to view an interesting example of one with a haunting license, head over to http://www.dickcheney.com These are both fine ambitions. Good luck with becoming a ghost or poltergeist. You’ll have to apply for a ghost permit, first. Most jurisdictions require a ghost license, unless you want a Federal Spook Permit, which is good for all locations. Head over to http://www.whitehouse.gov for more information on spooks.

To be come a credible poltergeist, you’ll need to first get an undergraduate haunting license. Again, to view an interesting example of one with a haunting license, head over to http://www.dickcheney.com

These are both fine ambitions. Good luck with becoming a ghost or poltergeist.

]]> By: xomeisterox http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58349 xomeisterox Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:25:59 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58349 Once my teacher told me that you have to have "unfinished buisness" so like you would still have to do something really important that you didn't do. But the only thing is though that once you do your unfinished buisness then you go to heaven or hell...My teacher is reallllyyy into that kind of stuff. hope it helped Once my teacher told me that you have to have “unfinished buisness” so like you would still have to do something really important that you didn’t do. But the only thing is though that once you do your unfinished buisness then you go to heaven or hell…My teacher is reallllyyy into that kind of stuff. hope it helped

]]> By: deenie http://www.mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html/comment-page-1#comment-58348 deenie Mon, 05 Jul 2010 08:17:43 +0000 http://mysticbanana.com/how-do-i-become-a-ghost-or-poltergeist-after-i-die.html#comment-58348 Your energy will go on whether you try or not. We are all made up of energy and like it says in the Bible, ashes to ashes.... If you're saying that you want to haunt someone, you might just decide differently when you go. Your energy will go on whether you try or not. We are all made up of energy and like it says in the Bible, ashes to ashes…. If you’re saying that you want to haunt someone, you might just decide differently when you go.

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